Tis the holiday season, great time of year
Except I’m on call, can’t have eggnog and rum or even a beer
Turkey is in the oven with home made stuffing
Too bad I’m on a roof with a fucking flame snuffing
Owner rings up with a string of new calls
While the laughter of children echos through his halls
Arrive to the customer, their home is warm and cozy
“Oh did I forget to cancel?”…You sure fucking did homie…Then asshole asks if he still owes me
I love Christmas and being on call
As much as I love razor nicks while shaving my balls
Six o clock, calls are all done
Maybe I’ll make it back home to join in on some fun
Pull up to the drive, time to get tipsy
Till my neighbour runs over…”my heats not working, are you busy?”
Fuck you neighbour, fuck you boss
Eat my shit Santa and fuck you Jack Frost
Wait, what’s this…a note on the door
Note…
Thank you dad for working hard, you are the best
You take care of us all year and do it better than the rest
We kept a plate warm, it’s in the oven…we know how much you love mom’s home made stuffing
There are gifts for you still under tree with your favourite slippers to help warm up your feet.
We love you Dad, hugs and kisses
You’re always at the top of our Christmas wish list
Anger slowly diminishes….I just remembered why I still love Christmas
Merry Christmas to all my hard working techs out there. You deserve recognition for all you do. A toast to you and your family…Happy HVACing!
